First up, the writer appears to sit on the fence over the
question of whether devolution has ‘worked’.
Doesn’t it all depend on what you expect devolution to deliver? Is it about empowering folk to make their own
decisions for their own areas? If so,
calling a referendum on independence for Scotland is just another part of
that new politics. Or is it about
re-engineering the constitution so that Labour control freaks can be assured
bits of the UK even when
they’re out of power at Westminster? If the latter, then of course devolution has
failed. It fails every time Labour is
rejected.
Labour has never fully made up its mind who are the good
nationalists and who are the bad ones.
Irish nationalists are good, presumably because Karl Marx spoke up for
them, considering their situation objectively different, at least at the time, but
Scottish and Welsh ones are defectors from the straight and narrow path of true
British-only brotherhood.
Objective differences come and go though. So too, one might think, could the Labour
Party. Especially in Scotland, where a radical, newly
independent country looks more like a refreshed Labour vision than Labour ever
could. (And here? Labour has never won in Wessex; what if
a regionally rooted radical party were to take its place?)
Labour wants to win the referendum because it doesn’t
want to let go. The potent myth peddled
is that the UK without Scotland
would be doomed to eternal Tory rule.
Doomed, we say. Good old
Labour. Democrats to the core. A ‘Yes’ vote would be bad news because then Scotland
would always get the government it voted for.
And so would the rest of the UK.
How awful.
It is a myth though.
Currently, Labour has 41 MPs from Scotland, with other parties there
holding the remaining 18 seats. So the
net contribution to Labour’s Westminster
majority, if it had one, would be 23.
Labour’s majority in 2005, when it also had 41 Scottish MPs, was 66
seats, down from 167 in 2001 and 179 in 1997 (though there were 13 more
Scottish seats before 2005). Labour has
to work only slightly harder without its Scottish donkeys but since when has
Labour fought shy of hard work?
So, moving on to the writer’s next point of reference. Some highly superficial, even tongue-in-cheek
musings about Yorkshire being a separate
country. Look up ‘shire’ – it’s a
division, a share, a shearing, of something bigger. Within the area usually labelled ‘England’ there are two well-defined countries: Cornwall (the land of the Cornish) and England (the
land of the English). Just two. There may be any number of regions, according
to choice.
It doesn’t help that advocates of autonomy don’t all agree where Yorkshire is. The Yorkshire Devolution Movement remains true to the three ridings and York; the Yorkshire First Party embraces the Prescott zone, northern Lincolnshire and neither tea nor sympathy for those lopped off in 1974. ‘We are about the future, not the past’, claims their leader. Future not the past, or present not the future? It all depends how radical a vision you wish to advance. That both the North East Party and Yorkshire First go with the Prescott zones, flaws and all, is bound to raise suspicions; the Prescott zones are always bad news in Wessex. The South West Party, should it rear its ugly head, has been forewarned.
It doesn’t help that advocates of autonomy don’t all agree where Yorkshire is. The Yorkshire Devolution Movement remains true to the three ridings and York; the Yorkshire First Party embraces the Prescott zone, northern Lincolnshire and neither tea nor sympathy for those lopped off in 1974. ‘We are about the future, not the past’, claims their leader. Future not the past, or present not the future? It all depends how radical a vision you wish to advance. That both the North East Party and Yorkshire First go with the Prescott zones, flaws and all, is bound to raise suspicions; the Prescott zones are always bad news in Wessex. The South West Party, should it rear its ugly head, has been forewarned.
Is that where the debate ends then? Cornwall and Yorkshire? How
very convenient, because both can be linked together, and then dismissed, as
county-based campaigns that are not truly regional. That way, the hacks never need to discuss Mercia or East Anglia. They can move on to claim that every county
is a region and so all it needs is a county council. Debate over – centralism saved.
Or let’s push on down to city level. All cities are different, says our
writer. What a discovery! But cities then, not counties or regions, are
the future of regional identity. An idea
that leads in turn to Local Enterprise Partnerships, city-regions, unelected
commissioners and all the rest of the quangocratic gobbledygook that gets
between us and the simple, elegant solution at regional level. Meanwhile, the countryside is locked outside
in the cold; its only place in this debate is as the place that urban creatives
descend upon at weekends. This kind of
socio-econo-functionalist localism seems only to offer cities limited powers on
a string and the countryside a cloak of invisibility. Overturning the constitution? Not today, thank you.
The remarkable thing about Dan Holden’s piece is its ability to discuss
regional identities in terms of not discussing regions. Nations, counties, cities, just don’t mention
the region. It all ends up like some
Sunday colour supplement spread on how grim life is up north. So let’s celebrate gritty provincial
talent. And get it down to London asap so we can all
enjoy it. Let’s definitely not start discussing
the names, the boundaries, the flags, and which of us will criticise the Labour
Party the hardest for its ever-lengthening record of betrayal.
Holden suggests we ‘force Westminster
into acting’. No. Don’t give the self-important pimples the
satisfaction of imagining we even slightly care what they think any more. They just aren’t worth it. The news from here is that Wessex is too busy building its own
future. Westminster can catch up if it ever feels
like it.